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Heather has a penchant for drama, both personally and professionally. She secretly wishes people spoke in song and wholeheartedly believes that everyone deserves a standing ovation now and again. She finds it appalling that people reserve champagne only for special occasions, when champagne is clearly best on a Tuesday, while riding the subway, accompanying a slice of kick-ass pizza.

golden goddess
member since 2.14.02
new york, ny
dob: 11.5.77


constant craving
*the secret* to success
8.27.08 : feature!

The other day I was sitting at my desk. It was about 4:00 in the afternoon, the day had been a bit stressful and I was greatly in need of a tiny token of relief. Suddenly, I realized that all my soul craved was a cookie. I don't eat cookies very often but who am I to judge what my soul desires? My husband happened to call and I said aloud and with conviction:

"I really want a cookie."


Cookies are good. I used to make cookies with my grandmother. She made these amazing little thumbprint cookies, that were essentially just shortbread cookies with a "thumbprint" of jam on them, but the jam was homemade and they were awesome. Still, I'd have to say peanut butter is my favorite kind of cookie.

Believe (in cookies).

So, I get up from my desk not fifteen minutes later and there in the hallway, on top of the filing cabinet right outside my office, a place I should mention that I have never, ever, before seen offer cookies, a cookie tray ... 
read on


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shiny, happy, celebreality
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3. i do.
wait. what was the question?
11.25.02 : feature!
4. i wanna be barbie!
if you don't look fantastic, go plastic
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5. who moved my chi?
finding my way back to inner peace
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re: constant craving


re: constant craving

you are SO perfect, and I love this column. sweet, satisfying and with no lasting ill effects. other than the fact that I, too, want a fucking cookie.

re: who moved my chi?

Concepts I really hadn't thought to think about. Thanks.

re: a diamond in the rough

Beautiful and poignant.

re: a diamond in the rough

Thats a great column.

re: love at first write


re: the heathers

Appropriately dramatic, poetic and just an itsey bitsy bit cute!

re: stage beauty

A lovely homage to the theatre.

re: stage beauty

Good read.

re: the haunting hours

I don't watch them either.


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