If two lines are displayed
be very afraid
If two lines are shown
your mind will be blown
If two lines appear
If two lines represent
yo, you're a parent
If two lines you see
then baby makes three
If the media is the eye on the world, Russ Carr is the finger in that eye. Tune in each month to see him dispersing the smoke and smashing the mirrors of modern mass communication. The world lost Russ on 2/7/12, but he lives on.
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3.28.02 @ 12:01p
Are congratulations in order, Russ?
3.28.02 @ 12:07p
disorder, actually. disarray, disbelief, and disimpending feeling of doom dat won't disappear.
3.28.02 @ 12:12p
Well, consider them offered then. Or, in the words of The Gin Blossoms (no, I'm not a fan): Congratulations, I'm sorry.
3.28.02 @ 12:21p
So? Are you getting the Eurowagon now?
3.28.02 @ 12:24p
Whoa! Rock on, Russ!
michelle von euw
3.28.02 @ 12:52p
First AIDS, now parenthood. We're a busy website.
3.28.02 @ 12:56p
Unlike Matt, I am not making this up. Rest assured, I will be taking lots of pills to cope with it.
3.28.02 @ 1:14p
Lots of pills? Are we talking about Allegra's column again?
3.28.02 @ 1:19p
Stock up! And congrats.
3.28.02 @ 4:00p
Hey Russ- that's Great! (in a "better you than me" kind of way). Take advantage of having a designated driver for the next 6 months.
Seriously though, congrats!
[edited because Roger is an idiot]
3.28.02 @ 4:12p
Color me confused!
3.28.02 @ 4:25p
Whatever you did, Mike -- apparently you get to drink like a madman for 6 months. My hat's off to you.
3.28.02 @ 4:53p
Thanks! It's a wonderful reward for an unknown job well done! This moment is so much bigger than me. This is for all my brothers for whom I've opened a door that has been closed for 74 years! Thank you!!! WAH GAH WOO!!!
3.28.02 @ 5:06p
I did it on the boards too, man, but Hey! Cogratulations!
Au pairs for everyone!
3.28.02 @ 5:12p
YES!!! Ingenues of Europe -- come to me!
3.28.02 @ 6:29p
With my luck, I'd get the Phantom of the Au Pair.
3.28.02 @ 11:19p
Can I get a houseboy instead?
3.29.02 @ 9:14a
Ooh, if Sarah gets a houseboy, I want a poolboy.
Anyone remember MadTV circa 1997, Cabana Chat: "Dance, Poolboy, dance!"
3.29.02 @ 10:28a
I'm amazed. I figured Jack would be the first one to clamor for a cabana boy.
3.30.02 @ 12:47p
You say that as if Jack doesn't already have a cabana boy...
3.30.02 @ 7:40p
I'd have to have a cabana, first.
4.1.02 @ 12:35a
I have a cabana! Anybody wanna be my boy?
Oh... and Russ? Great job! Congrats to the winning wiggler. Your life as you know it is now over. (And I mean that in the BEST way!)