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bitch slappin' the boss
by robert a. melos
3.29.03
writing


Been another rough day at the office,
Not feelin' I earn what I deserve,
Just biding my time until 5 PM.
That's when I can go home and pretend…

I'm bitch slappin' the boss again,
Makin' him pay for mistreatin' me.
I'm bitch slappin' the boss again,
Giving him exactly what he deserves.

The morning traffic made the evening drive look fine,
A fast food restaurant and a bottle of wine,
Maybe a little web surfin' to waste some time,
Before I cross over that fantasy line…

And I'm bitch slappin' the boss again,
Makin' him see the error of his ways.
I'm bitch slappin' the boss again,
Showin' him how I feel at the end of each day.

Tossin' and turnin' beneath the sheets,
Only a few hours until I hit the streets.
Another day at the office just biding my time,
Until I can go home and cross that fantasy line…

And I'll be bitch slappin' the boss again,
Showin' him just who is the man.
Bitch slappin' the boss again,
Because, in my mind, I can.

Oh yes! I'll be bitch slappin' the boss again,
Treatin' him the way he treats me.
Bitch slappin' the boss again.
I wish these fantasies would just let me be.

Oh I'm bitch slappin'
Yes I'm bitch slappin'
I'll be bitch slappin'


ABOUT ROBERT A. MELOS

Robert is the author of the novels Cool Mint Blue, Melba Ridge, and the recently released The Adventures of Homosexual Man and Lesbian Lad; and the creator of the on-line comix Impure Thoughts found at his web site Inside R.A. Melos, as well as having been an on-line staff writer for QBliss where he had a monthly humor column, Maybe A Yip, Maybe A Yap. In his non-writing time, when he's not studying the metaphysical or creating a tarot deck, he sells real estate in Middlesex County New Jersey, hangs out with his dog Zeus, and spends time at the Pride Center of New Jersey in Highland Park, NJ, where he is on the Board of Trustees.

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